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National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...
Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!
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National Bsf Day is on October 28 show off your bestie
"You busy the 28th?"
"Yes"
"Doing what?"
"Celebrating National Bsf Day you no bestfriend having ass hoe!"
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A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.
"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"
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June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together
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January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.
Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?
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Sex recieved so rarely that it is potentially offered on the major National Holidays... New Years, Memorial Day, Independence day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. It is not required that sex be offered on every national holiday, but can not be offered more frequently. Bithday sex and Anniversary sex can be included as well while still adhering to the term.
Roger: What did you do for Christmas
Dave: I drank beer while Karen wrapped the kids presents... then I got National Holiday sex.
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This helps women to not get r@ped by any chance . We will protect ourselves and make it feel like the purge for em.😈
Jeff: ready to go r@pe some girls
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well
Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
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