A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.
Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"
Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.
"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"
A saggy potato is Jodie.
Jodie your such a saggy potato
This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.
" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "