[get your shoes faded]

To get your hair cut, trimmed, or lined up, originally said in Missouri in the late 2005's.

Man you need to get your shoes faded

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nice shoes...wanna fuck

Really awsome Ed Gein song.

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?

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Your bad at wearing shoes

When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult

Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes

"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"

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goodie two shoes

A cunt

look at that goodie two shoes

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i'll piss on your shoes

An expression of excitement or disgust.

Dina: I've decided to join the judicial executive board.
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)

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Gen Y Wear Shoes

References the generation following X that considers any footwear other than flip flops cages for feet.

I asked Tommy to remove his feet from the coffee table, and that multislacking, Gen y wear shoes 'spoda threw his flip flop at me.

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Waterproofing my new shoes

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."