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One of the cutest animals in the world- wait, "one of"? Sorry, that part isn't true, they're the cutest anuimals int he world! Not only that, but they help with pest control. If i dont get one as a pet i am going to jump off the tallest floor of a skyscraper.
Aww look its a cute little spider!
A demon looking creature with big vangs and with legs. It enjoys tormenting humans and bite them
Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end
A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
A pair of male underwear that has cartoons on them, (orignally Spiderman but has evolved to any comical pair of boxers). Usually to show that the man does not take himself too serioulsy. Usually men who act and dress seriously are the ones who's underwear is refered to as spiders.
"Me and this one dude were hitting it off in bed and he took of his pants and he had spiders on and I cummed right then and there"
An arachnid that sits in the corner of your room
Spider: *exists*
Kurapika: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The most terrifying fucking creature on earth
Said when someone is giving false information.
A: “I fucked your mum”
B: “Literally spider”