When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?
Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
Putting off any work until you've drank some tea.
Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.
Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.
The greatest drink known to man.
What the ancient greeks referred to as ambrosia
Oh man, a large can of Arizona Green Tea is only 99 cents!
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Tea is referring to "Truth" shade is like an opinion/diss. When you say this phrase it means you are stating facts, not opinions.
For example: " Girl your breath smells like ass, All Tea no shade"
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An alcoholic mixer consisting of peach snapps,tequila,and iced tea.Unfortunatly most bartenders even the ones worth their salt have no idea what your talking about when you order it!
BARTENDER: `Whats your drink tonight`
YOU: Evenin Tea, please
BARTENDER: WTF is that
YOU: Equal parts tequila, and peach shnapps. In ice tea
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A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.
Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
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'Project Tea Party' or just simply 'Tea Party' is when a group of girls have a secret masturbation session or when they talk about their sexual experiences in a group.
Person 1: My girlfriend is going out with her friends for a girls night, I bet it is a excuse to do Project Tea Party.
Person 2: Yeah I know my girlfriend is going as well.