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A woman with whom you are friendly but not in any way romantically linked.
My girlfriend is always jealous of Sandy, but Sandy's just my friend girl. There's never been anything else going on between us.
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The furthest thing from a best friend, but somehow not an enemy.
Even though you sometimes want to wrap your hands around their neck, you find yourself still trying to get along with them because you have something in common, and you keep hoping against hope that they'll stop being a jerk.
Easily distinguished from an enemy or a complete stranger because you personally care if they get hurt or need something, even though you wish you didn't.
Joe, after conversation with John: That guy really pisses me off. I asked him if he needed help and he got angry at me.
Jim: Why do you keep talking to him, then?
Joe: I don't know, we have similar interests.
Jim: He's an idiot!
Joe: ...Yeah, but he's my worst friend, man. Don't hate on him, he can't help being a jerk.
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For when you and a friend kiss/oral, but aren't partners or a couple.. yet
Yeah me and Taylor are only 'Mouth Friends'
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Similar to friends with privileges and friends with potential, but implies that you are keeping friendship with a guy/girl with the goal of making a relationship with him/her, rather than just randomly hooking up. Friends with intentions are more then regular friends, but they can never be BFF.
John: Hey man, how are you and Jenny doing?
Mike: Nothing too exciting, she is my friends with intentions.
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Someone who is always there for you when you need them, someone you can tell anything and everything, someone who buys you strawberry shakes at mcdonalds when you dont have money, someone you ride mopeds with, someone who you do crazy shit with that other people wouldnt understand, someone you can fake laugh with for hours just to create real laughs, someone who comes to this website to find crazy words for you to look up that will make you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants, someone who can make your day better just by being there, someone you ALWAYS wanna hang out with, someone you can never get sick of, someone who covers your car with stickynotes on your birthday, someone who fits in just like family, someone who can know what your thinking just by the look on your face, someone you have inside jokes with, someone who is really good at listening, someone who hangs out with you at work, someone you love, someone you have nicknames with that could fill up a whole paper, someone that cheers you up when you're downin, someone you go on roadtrips with, someone who is a crazy bitch but only in the best way possible, someone you can have pointless text-a-thons with everyday and never gets old, someone you laugh with erryday, but mainly someone you can always be yourself with :) <3
Best friends doing crazy shit together -driving on sidewalks even though there is a road right there,
Bestfriends have endless nicknames like Big Cans, BFF, BFFFL,
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Someone you only associate with when your Online.
This includes Xbox Live and Playstation network.
Howie: Hey London do you know Shayne?
London: Not really, Hes just an Online Friend
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What is quite possibly one of the worst places a guy could ever be in if you like someone. It doesn't matter the situation, once you're in, you feel like you're in a cage.
It consists of a multitude of possible emotions that you will succumb to. Mostly jealousy, defeat, hopelessness and a strange sense of knowing that your aspirations are an impossibility. You'll constantly know that the person you like will not like you in the same way. But for some reason, you're still friends with her. You feel like you can get her back, but it's not gonna happen.
And it's worse when they tell you about their significant other/crush/boyfriend. You might see them walk further away from you every day. You become a cushion, having to watch them with the person they THINK is perfect for them. But deep down, you know it's not true. But they think they are, and you have to acknowledge it as a reality.
It's hell on earth, guys.
I'm in the friend zone. An ever-so confining area of regret, jealousy and defeat. I won't be able to get her.
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