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Like struck with a lightening bolt. The second that you have sex with a guy, you are instantly addicted to sex with that guy. You can't stop thinking about having sex with him.
Struck with an intensity of sex.
Struck so hard, that you get frustrated if you don't have sex with him in a while.
You can't keep your mind of sex with him. And without that sex with him, you'll die.
Today I had mind-blowing sex with this guy and I think I'm dick-struck.
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The most delicious succulent dick. A beautiful mushroom head for a pucker sound and a long shaft and nice buoyant balls that bounce and are ready for my mouth. If a girl says you have a yummy dick it is a high compliment.
Melissa loves yummy dicks. <3
"His dick was no average dick, it was my favorite delicious dick and it tasted like yummy dick."
"Can I have some more yummy dick please?"
"When I looked at it, it made my mouth water because yummy dicks have a way of doing that to me."
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To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.
Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.
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A condition brought upon oneself by the consumption of too much dubra, characterized by the inability to attain an erection and/or ejaculate. It is a close cousin of whiskey dick.
As you walk by a kissing couple, "don't bother with him girl, he's got DUBRA DICK!"
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The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
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1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.
2. A fuck stick.
Dallas Drummond is a dick doodler.
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