Matt Urban - The guy that goes around telling everyone he invented Urban Dictionary.
See Also - Aleta H
That guy walks around making up words on the fly, nobody can understand him. He's a real Matt Urban.
When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles
Hey bro can you take me to get something?
Got Matt?
Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders
Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!
Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.
My Physics of the universe teacher that gave me a C in high school
DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES
Matteo or Matt is the best.
Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.
Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.
Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.