Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

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Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

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Salt on the cake

An unneccessary addition or redundancy that is detrimental to ones overall enjoyment of the subject matter.

Guy #1: wow that woman's cleavage is beautiful.

Guy #2: and now she is taking her jacket off so we can see her... shoulders?
Guy #1: yeah talk about salt on the cake.

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flump cake

a dorky kid that waddles because of his/her out-of-proportionally large ass

that kid's a flump cake.

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Having cake

When someone lives with someone and a girl is still giving up that booty

When Mandy lives with someone and Dee is still giving up that booty Mandy is having cake

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chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).

"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"

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Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

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