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Game invented in the UK by college students.
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score
I got panda points on that girl
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Used when something cannot easily be described.
Used in a sentence:
"How does the car you bought look?"
"It's...er...a brownish area with points."
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This is a game played by White people like hockey. But it involves when you are with your buddy or opponet and you see a black person you yell my point.
Walking around the mall and see a black person and exclaim MY POINT, after that that one can't be used again and you gain one point.
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The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
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Groton Long Point is small town on the Connecticut shore. A place that is nearly deserted except for the months of July and August. GLP is known for its rediculous cops...pulling over kids for riding without helmets and breaking up parties that consists of a few beers and a root table.Most of the people that come to GLP it is there second or third home... these people mostly come from fairfield county and bring there cocky ignorrant attitude to GlP. Weekends in GlP usually consists of people sitting at the "Point Spa" buying overpriced candy and drinks. The piont spa didnt even have milkshakes until it was protested. During the day kids ride there bikes around going to east dock and longboarding pretending like they are from "Dogtown." Most kids in GlP are wanna be surfer however can barely stand up on 12 foot long boards on 3 foot waves. The girls in GlP are pretty and pretend to be friends with each other but secretly hate each other while the boys try to be Bro's and try to attract these pretty but annoying girls with there long blonde flow and avator bro googles.. overall Glp is fairfield county of the shore with rich cocky kids and root parties that gets busted
girl one: wanna go to groton long point and through a party in the abandon houses...
girl two: no the cops suck there lets go to Dairy Queen
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the Point Of Critical Fatness is the term agreed upon by the International Medical Federation do describe the sexual climax of a Fat Chick.
A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.
Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.
In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.
To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
"I'm half the man I used to be after the Point Of Critical Fatness. The doctor says I have two months"
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I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick
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