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When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.
Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!
A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.
This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality
Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!
Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary
Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon