train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

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Train Sandwich

Everyone in the room gets naked and lines up and all have sex with each other in a sandwiching/train style simultaneously.

If there was a large meteor heading to earth to destroy us, you just get naked and have a train sandwich! Just everyone going at it.... all at the same time!

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gravy train

When a bunch of guys, preferably 10 or more, get ina line and ejaculate excessive amounts of cum onto a girls face one after the other

wow that sully chick is such a skank
i kno man, like20 dudes just came on her face
whaaat u mean they ran a gravy train?!?!

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Bayne Train

A train run by bayne. You know, obviously.

Bayne trains goes shit fast.

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train man

The man who saves people on the train... he also has a fascination with salad tossing.. he likes it alot!

"Train man! Save US!"
"Train man is here! Never Fear!!"
"Thank you Train Man!"
"Anytime! But Now You Owe Me A Salad!"

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Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

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Steam Train

When you finger a chick in the steam train motion i.e crank shaft for the wheels on engine
Its done hard and with grit and determination and effort whilst possibly laughing

Nolzie: How'd you go with that chick?
Garrison: Yeah I just steam trained the fuck out of her

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