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When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.
Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.
A day where you wash your neck.
Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!
Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.
Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.
'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?
Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.