What a story

An inappropriately enthusiastic response used to belittle an incredibly banal or boring statement. Copied from a line of dialogue in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Ceri: Organic revision is hell. I have no idea what I'm looking at!

Tom: Ha ha ha. What a story.

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that's what's up

Originated in Philadelphia circa 1998. When discussing events that are of intrest to both parties. The person that didn't know what was going down would say that's what's up.
usally rhetorical.

Frank:Yo! There's a big concert at the spectrum tonite?
Jonny: that's what's up!

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What's up

Used to ask an indiviudal how things are going. Can be responded to in urban settings by using the word Chillin or in Jamaica by saying Cool

A- Yo man what's up?

B- Chilllin

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what the hey

The most useless catchphrase known to man, much more so than "wocka wocka wocka" or "criminy jim-jim." Yes, some grungabiliacs might think "what the hey" originated in that childfest "The Suite Life of Zakkh and Cody," or in the frequently asked questions (FAQ'z, if you will) on "Weird Al" Yankovic's website, or even in a modest but kinda mediocre "Far Side" cartoon by that King of Cartoons "Gary Larson"--but the truth is that "what the hey" was devised by the Rev. Oral McJorrity to keep Satan's House off Christian tongues. (hell)

"What the hey was in those popsickles?"
"Tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, PCP, ecstasy, and um, toxic waste to give it the color."
"Oh my jeez! That's fudgin' bad!"

-A chat between a McJorrity man and a not-so McJorrity man.

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What is this? Canada?

The question to ask when something or somebody does something out of the ordinary.

Justin: Hey guys, wanna play hockey?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?

Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?

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thats what it is

a term used to describe something that is good or right. Commonly said to one who is in a good relationship. See example.

1: "Things have been real cool with wifey lately. We back to how things were from the start."

2: "Ok, thats what it is!"

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wait what

a phrase used when one is confused with what is happening in a situation, or has not heard what another person is saying

a) person 1: did you hear what happened to insert name here

person 2: something happened? wait what?!

b) person 1: inaudible mumbling and yeah

person 2: wait what?!

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