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The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.
“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””
Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday
Your laptop will be ready in one working week
An alternative for saying masturbating you jacking off.
were you working on your project last night?
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oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.
Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore
That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.
Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works
The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.
I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.
Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.
Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.
1. Meaning to have a large amount of work to complete.
I will not be able to attend our sex appointment because I have work out the ass.