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well that didn’t work

The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.

The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””

by Tarco_Biscut June 12, 2018


One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday

Your laptop will be ready in one working week

by G.A.D September 21, 2010


Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.

Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube

by McMilz December 7, 2021


Working on your project

An alternative for saying masturbating you jacking off.

were you working on your project last night?

by funnyguy123456 March 9, 2011

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That’s How Mafia Works

A meme that was created by the use of horrible instagram ads for the game “Mafia City”.

It is often misidentified as a meme started/popularised by YouTuber juggernaut, Pewdiepie, on 1/5/2019. However, it’s true origin lies with a video made by YouTuber, Slazo on 30/12/2018, titled “Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads (Mafia City)”.

Level 1 Criminal: *Robs a bank*
Level 1 Criminal becomes Level 15 Boss
Level 15 Boss: “That’s how Mafia works...”

by Never_SFW February 11, 2019


Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.

Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021


hit it till it works

A solution from before the 90s when something doesn't work like a tv or radio where you literally bang on it with your hand till it works

When all else fails hit it till it works.

by beavis2988 February 4, 2016