i give it

I don't care

Bryson fucked some bitches they caught some feelings for him he responded with "ask me if i give it" he means ask me if I care sarcastically which in the end means he doesn't care

I give it!

The expression of admiration and approval of something or someone's story.
The expression originates from the the translation of the Hungarian "Adom". Although the expression is borrowed from Hungarian it shows some similarities in grammar and usage to "I'll give you that!".
The term could also be interpreted as a shortened and simplifyed version of saying that: "This is awesome I'll give you that!"
The term is often used as a reaction to one's showing a meme that you admire.

Suzy: *shows a meme of incest*
Her stepbrother: *rolling on the motherfecking floor* I give it!

I do

I love you more handsome 😘

Ben: I love you

Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do

i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.

Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.

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The face you make when you are watching a Pyrocynical video

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Hey how did you like the new Pyrocynical video?

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vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.