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A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed
The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish
We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.
A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
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A person who steals memes and takes credit for it. And can ruin your meme career.
On discord Man with da flames has stolen a meme from a server and took all the creddit