i really hate mugs

ud, please stop trying to sell me mugs

ud: Buy the mug.
everyone else: i really hate mugs

I go boom

When you go and you find out your penis is a stick of dynamite so you scream “I GO BOOM!!”

Oh damn I feel something
Oh damn my penis is red
OH DAMN I GO BOOM

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

I want your “soul”

I wanna see that dick

“ yoo bro i want your “soul” ”

“ bet *wipes out dick*

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

i code

'I code' means I understand you or I got you flow.

Jeff: I can't come out bro, my girl is being crazy.
Botha: it's alright g, I code.