BH-V Card

When one loses their butt hole virginity

Amelia: Wana do it in da butt?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?

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Emo V. O.

This sex act occurs when a male cuts their wrist, enough to draw blood, and uses that blood as a lubricate. When the male has ejaculated, the resulting image looks like a volcano. The original name is "Emotional Volcano."

1st Male-"Dude! My girlfriend and I were messing around when she asked if she could do an Emo V. O. with me!'

2nd Guy-"So what'd you do?"

1st Male-"She cut her wrist and used it to jack me off!"

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V 8 Slap

A slap upside the head to give someone a wake up as in:
"Wow! I could have had a V 8!

If he doesn't stop running around with those gang bangers, somebody needs to give him a V 8 Slap before he ends up in jail.

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datrone (v.)

to strategically place a fan in one's dorm room window in order to successfully dispel of the smoke from toking

Yo, this past weekend I datroned thrice and avoided the clangor of the smoke detector every time. I am a master of the art of datroning!!!

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Finger V

the action of making a "V" with your middle and pointer finger to either pay tribute to the greatest rock band in the world, Van-Halen, the greatest guitarist in the world, Steve Vai, or the greatest thing in the world, Vagina.

Jump is playing on the radio! *makes Finger V*

For the love of god is playing on the radio! *Finger V*

My girlfriend is playing with my pants! *FINGER V*

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V-Syndrome

A serious disease that inflicts young women who have the constant need to purchase a different cellphone multiple times in a single year.

There is no known cure

V-Syndrome - no this is my 3rd phone of the same phone it NEEDS to go!

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w/v

This means with love, because the w/ means with and v looks like a heart squished together, if you look closely. Usually used in emails or text messages.

"alright, bye. w/v, jonathan"

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