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A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.
Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.
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A nice solid poo.
Thick as a babies arm, but firm-squishy like toothpaste
Kre8 - left a poo log in the toilet
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1) A delicious and delectable meal that fills your stomach and satisfies hunger, but has little to no nutritional value whatsoever (ie. fast food burgers).
2) Poo, carefully and artfully squeezed out onto a sesame seed bun. Hold the onions.
"Hey mang, I'm starving but it's 4am. Wanna go scarf down some poo burgers?"
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When you really need a poo when everyone in the house is sleeping, and after defecating you don't dare flush the toilet in fear of waking everyone up.
*FLUSHES*
"Hey, wtf man; flush it in the morning"
"Sorry dude, it was a banging night poo"
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A game where you spread human feces on one side of a dollar bill and place it on the side-walk, poo side down and wait for someone to walk by and pick it up. When someone picks it up you must scream 'poo dollar' at them as loud as you can and then point and laugh. See also poo dollar,poodollar,poop dollar
That chick must be really hard up for cash, she kept the poo dollar.
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Butt-fucker, bum-shagger, partaker in brown love. Generally homosexual.
Shut your face you poo-stabber!
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Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
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