Magic 8-Ball

A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.

"Do you remember the bald girl I went out with?"
"Yeah! Did you Magic 8-Ball her?"

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thats gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

Complimenting someone who said they did or got something special.

Person 1: I did a 360 noscope in Black Ops 40

Person 2: Thats Gr8 M8 I r8 8/8

canadian 8-ball

A Molson and a bowl of pot preferably while watching the Leafs eh.

Bob and Doug shared a Canadian 8-ball while the Leafs won the cup eh!

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8-Bit Theater

I like swords and go to www.nuklearpower.com

Red Mage:Fighter its time for the Ol' Alley Oop.
Fighter:The Ally what?
Theif:Sword Stabby Bad Man.
Fighter:YAR!

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Nov 4-8

Slap your shortest friend for a week!

Tall friend- Hey look it’s short friend
Other friend- Go slap them! Nov 4-8 Is national slap your short friend week
Short friend- oh shoot

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Dog Doo 8

Planet at the edge of the universe.
From Futurama

You sent us on a bogus mission to Dog Doo 9, but the universe ends just after Dog Doo 8!

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I am 8

Sarcastic addition to the end of an authoritative statement to make obvious the statement was meant in jest or is otherwise unreliable.

Coldplay is definitely the best band ever. I am 8.

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