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Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck
guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!
Adj, when one does a task worthy of jesus status
syn, amazingly done
Dude you murked on them bitches JESUS STYLE
Dude you tradeflipped that bowl JESUS STYLE
The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.
"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"
A person so unique, unlikely, or weird that there is no other way to describe them than as a "busty jesus"
The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.
Some dude that has sex with a lot of women and impregnated all of them then leaves them with the gift of a fatherless child. He also does birthday parties.
“Hey have you heard of the sex jesus?”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.
All my friends hate me and my girlfriend dumped my last night, i feel like the jesus of suburbia.