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When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.
Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!
Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!
Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!
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Your mother is a degenerate slut
Ta mère est une salope de dégénérée
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an Argentine idiom refering to one who talks a lot of trash about others, of course this is meant negatively as its literal translation is "rag tongue." Technically it means one who gossips, but the phrase is structured similarly to one who is silver-tongued (a phrase, or idiom, for one who is gifted in giving speeches)
Nadie se salva de esta lengua de trapo
"no one can save him/herself from this gossipper"
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Stands for the gift of death, song title of asking alexandria's single Morte De Dabo.
Did you hear asking alexandria's new song Morte De Dabo? They have gotten heavier.
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When your driving and you don't know where you're going, and you miss the exit, and instead of saying u-turn you say you have to make a loop de loop. You say this so ease the pain of realizing you actually have to turn around. It sounds less harsh than having to take a u-turn.
I missed the exit! I just have to loop de loop and then we'll get there!
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Robert De Niro is a well known actor. He is also known for his love for the black poontang also referred to as the black monster. That is of course a nigger bitch's pussy. So big and meaty that it swallows anything in it's path and is terribly smelly. De Niro fucks nigger pussy and he inseminates them all. He has stated that his goal is to turn the whole world into a bunch of nigglets and he is taking this one nigger pussy at a time.
Did you hear Alex pulled a Robert De Niro last night?
He really Robert De Niro'd the black community didn't he?
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When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).
I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,
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