1 hour

Not enough sleep 😴

Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"

Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"

Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"

Iam "I'm trying!"

Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"

Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."

Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"

Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."

Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"

Iam "............"

Hym "............."

Iam "............"

Hym "..........."

Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."

Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"

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RN#1

Stands for Real Nigga #1.

You just slapped a cop in the face, told Al Sharpton to cut is hair, and demanded that Obama needs to stop lying? You RN#1.

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b1=1

Stupid, inept, unable to think. similar usage to 747.

This is originally a medical term taken from MDS Assessments. Question B1 is "Comatose" and an answer of 1 would indicate "yes".

Person 1 does or says something stupid

Person 2: oh god, you see that?
Person 3: yeah, B1=1.

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January 1

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.

January 1

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January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

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January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

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December 1

it is take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy af
when you stop being grumpy af, you should put out Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood

"it's December 1st"
"you know what that means"
"it's take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy and put up your Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood"

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