Rural Dictionary

Big D

the nickname of a man so great that Chuck Norris cries when he thinks about this man. He is god's only fear and the devil's worst nightmare. Do not insult this man or he will destroy your life. He live in a small town in the richest province of Canada and is very notorious all across town. A longer version of his name would be Notorious Big D. He has had sex with more women then most men at the age of 20 and dated more women then any man. Gay men dream about licking Big D's toes. Women dream about licking Big D's big d.
He is very dangerous.

"dylan is now paralyzed with no fingers and is deaf now. its horrible!"
"what the hell happened?!"
"he insulted Big D"
"... oh god. Thats worse then being dead!"

Three guys from school kept on bullying steve. Steve asked Big D for help. Those three guys moved to Russia. Then died in their sleep. The cause is unknown, scientists believed they were dreaming of Big D.

by Poprock Bitch. April 14, 2009

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d-block

1)a level of a prison/jail (floor)
2)to steal something

1)yo.. i'm locked in the d-block
2)OH SHIT! I TOTALLY JUST D-BLOCKED THAT MO FUCKA'S STEREO!

by skimbad August 28, 2003

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slick d

SlickD is the ultimate cockblock. He is a bay area DJ who thinks every chick in the world is his for the taking, regardless of who is interested in her, or how old she is. See Cockblock or Walking Cockblock or Manwhore.

You: "Wow, she's hot, I'm gonna go talk to her."
SlickD: "Not if I do first, focker!"
You: "What a bastard ass walking cockblock."

by Gaetani April 20, 2003

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Alta D.

kani si alta... ga poyo ni sa bahada dapit sa lechon nga lami sa malaybalay bukidnon...soko cya coz dili man gawas iya foto sa friendster...ambot unsay nahitabo. ingun cya illegal daw..

the bataan nuclear power plant has 300000000 Alt.D power(alta Damasco unit for super nova explotion to the 10th power) alt i hope dli ka maka sikmah ug anak ani nga difinition.

by ngokngok October 5, 2004

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