Feb is mine and and Rihanna and Olivia Rodrigo”s bday and also slap your siblings or mum or sibling
Mum your bday is Feb 20 me mum i know
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The day that you do whatever the frick you want to do and no one can tell you what to do or how to behave.
Sophia: come braid hair with us cuz you ALWAYS play soccer, like ur a girl so act like one
Y/n: n
o cuz today is February 20
Sophia: ANDDD…
Y/n: it’s do whatever the frick u want day so piss of Sophia
The day when you go up to a stranger an tell them something nice. eg. your really pretty, your smile is everything.
Have fun!! 💗💗💗
Veronica: It’s February 20!
Tessa: Well then get in the car! Let’s go make peoples day!
Kick your shortest friend day. ~_~
Shortie: Hey (person)
Person: its February 20
Shortie: cool you can read
person: OH YEAH? WELL CAN YOU FLY?
A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
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The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.
Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”
Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”
Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”
IT MEANS NO FIRE AND IT IS A BITCH-
Toaster: "Let us burn people."
Fade: "No rule 20 is in affect."
Toaster: "B get rid of rule 20."
B: "No."