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Piers Morgan Bingo is a highly intellectual game that is played by the most intelligent of our society.
It involves a bingo grid with phrases that Piers Morgan has said recently.
Thank you Piers Morgan! That's another off the Piers Morgan Bingo list!
Morgan is a shy and smart girl but also is very slutty and is very horny for Mexican dick every night and wants it in every hole and usually lives men named nick,Mathew, and Miquel. If you know a Morgan Boyd take advantage now rape if have to.
Morgan: can I hold your pencil
Boy: get onyour knees first
Morgan Boyd: hell yeah
A weirdo who loves 50 year old men on grand rp
Morgan norton is a weirdo
When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
Pretending to befriend someone after relentlessly bullying them, just to stab them in the back for amusement years later.
I thought she was cool then she pulled The Morgan on me.