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a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!
(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night
(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
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a guy with an extremely large dick
wow Dakota is a complete jizz zilla
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One who attains semen using a lasso
Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"
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when you and another person simultaneously ejaculate
"After watching that video, me and pam swizz jizzed all over the place."
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What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
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When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed