Swing Low Sweet Chariot

When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.

Last night me and my roommate attempted to swing low sweet chariot however our sacks wouldn't tap.

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ive hit my low

You or a person has hit their lowest point in life, and is trying to fix it.

Alex: "hey, how you've been?"
Douche: "ive hit my low ever since she found out I cheated."

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Low-key slam piece

1. That girl you recently hooked up with that you don't tell your friends and peers about.

2. Any girl you hook-up with from Tinder

3. That girl that you bring back from the bars after 1:00 A.M. and when you wake up the next day, you swear she looked much more attractive the night before.

I am hanging with my low-key slam piece tonight that I matched with on Tinder.

Go out low key

1. Going on a date without telling anyone/barely anyone
2. Having a gf or bf without telling anyone/barely anyone

Person 1: Will you go out with me?
Person 2: Sure, but let's go out low key

the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.

It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

L.D.M. (Low Data Mode)

When someone’s brain is so slow or dumb that it reaches a pause moment. When following direction or asked to do something or even understanding a joke. The brain shuts down and goes into low data mode unable to process the situation. This person usually has a paused confused dumb stare or the mouth has dropped or they just say OK just to agree. They never figure out how to accomplish a situation or get the joke.

E.g. 1. That poor valley girl brain went into L.D.M. (low data mode). She looked confused and pause for a few seconds said OK and walked away. Realizing her friends are making fun of her. She came back a few minutes later and said that’s fucked up that wasn’t funny.

E.g. 2. When the hot teacher came in the room all the boys went into L.D.M. (low data mode). They were so confused they started saying here, here, here as if it was attendance roll call.

Drop that kitty down low

To drop your Pussy or Booty down low

Dylan: "damn I hope Karolina will drop that kitty down low on Saturday night"

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