One who asks or speaks in a way that is especially and embarassifly corny. One who tries to act cool, but is actually very uncool indeed.
"You know that Sheila Brienne and Sarah Nicole? I heard they installed a tire swing."
"Oh I'm not even surprised. What a couple of corny asses"
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i don't give a rats ass about the customers at walmart
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Moving at a highly high speed.
"Ass, we're hauling ass." - Rat Race
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to be out of luck; left without something.
if you get to the dinner table five minutes late, you will be ass out. those kids are hungry!
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A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
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I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.
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To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.
manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.
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