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A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.
Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.
A boy who masturbates 4 times a day while his pubes are longer than his dick (3 inches)
I'm going to do an Alex Pannu tonight or you're such an Alex Pannu
Originated from League of Legends where after a couple of losses in a row a player would start raging and drop an excessive amount of elo.
Guy 1: I just lost 300 elo...
Guy 2: Oh, you had "The Alex Drop" bro, better stop playing.
A passionate lover
Someone who loves nature
An architect
Man, I wish I could be Alex Weisman when I grow up.
A stupid fucking bitch who I hate more than anyone else
Someone banned from cms.exe: man I really hate alex l
Random person: I hate him too