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august 19th is a good day
hey olivia
august 19th is a good day
hey olivia
The realist bitches were born on this day. You see them make sure to give them all you're money... they've earned it!
Stacy: It's my birthday today! (August 19th)
Willy: OMG ILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
National tell you friends to stop sending Minecraft parkour videos, because they’re cringe
Friend 1: sends a cringe Minecraft parkour video and pretends to take it seriously
Friend 2:stop it get some help find some better jokes to make, remember it’s august 12th
Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”
August 12th is national vodka day.
Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”
Person 2: “Yassss”
On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day
Hey Hannah, today August 8th!
Yeah and?,
It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish
Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!