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A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.
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A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.
Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
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A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.
Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."
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All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", "AYBABTU", or simply "AYB") is a broken English phrase that sparked an internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of a Flash animation that depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing, a Japanese video game by Toaplan which was rushed and so was rather poorly translated into English, and is often regarded as butchering the English language.
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
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Infamous mistranslated line from Zero Wing(1991) Correctly, this would read " All of your bases belong to us." This is so popular it has randomly been observed drawn by sticks in Nevada. Aliens
Robot dude : All your base belong to us.
Internet:(Laughes)
1.This is a famous phrase from the game Zero Wing said by the all mighty cats
2. In Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne, if you type this in you automatically win the level (only in single player).
1.Captain: "somebody set us up the bomb!"
Cats: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!"
note: the above is a shortened version.
2. Player: allyourbasearebelongtous
Computer: VICTORY!
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Engrish phrase from the ending of the arcade version of Zero Wing.
Could theoretically be the twisted parallel universe version of All your base are belong to us, a phrase from the intro to the console version of the same game.
Congratulation!!
AD 2111
All bases of CATS were destroyed.
It seems to be peaceful, but it is incorrect.
CATS is still alive.
ZIG-01 must fight against CATS again,
and down with them completely!
Good luck.
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