An unexpected and unwanted defecation
Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.
A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.
Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!
wow he's a hardy bastard
The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met
If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.
Neo starting a game of league without me
Neo, you rat bastard, you started a game without me.