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weed code words dumb sentences that try to hide the act of smoking weed!
aka weed code or weed codes
(they are not cool or clever or even sneaky btw)
its all basically dumb people using dumb words just to be sleazy skeezy and down right bad just to be able to smoke marijuana or other gay paraphernalia from some genitalia shaped device for 5 minutes of a shitty pointless non-enlightening false high. they use weed code words in front of teachers and parents and other "know better" people because they know what they are doing is stupid and wrong and they hide it cause they don't want to get caught because its STUPID and WRONG! all drugs are. they will use anything, could be as simple as "hey wanna go HIT the punching bag later?" first of all the real code words always the verb like HIT or something representing they are going to sniff huff take a puff inhale or some other action to get high off of a joint or roach. they will make it really obvious and sometimes not at all. spotting a pothead is super simple to begin with but just in case your lame brained and un-observant you hear things like this YOU'LL KNOW!!! the reason they will always use the verb hit or something similar is because they don't wanna confuse details. many times it will be peer pressure, don't get yourself into a bad situation cause someone said "hey wanna ride bikes later on?" that's too specific they will usually use some verb or adjective that gives it all away.
"hey me and fucktard twat-dinkle cunting the fag are going to sqquuueeezzee the breeze tommorow night"
"hey me and chris or some other standard american white boy name are going to HIT up the b-ball court tonight" (why would you play basket ball at night?)
or
"yo james and i are gonna play the flute after school we might even play the pied piper" (they are obviously not musicians)
lastly
"yo man im gonna kill off a few roaches this afternoon you in or what?"(why in the absolute fuck would anyone want to hear about it or join in on that?) lol (nasty he has a roach problem!)
"haha we totally bailed class the other day because we used weed code words on our teacher and didn't get caught to go smoke!"
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One of the better sequels in the popular Resident Evil franchise featuring Clare and Chris Redfield and an ass-load of zombies. This addition to the series successfully combined 3D worlds and characters with the trade mark fixed-camera style of the previous games. One benefit of this was the consistency of the graphics so objects such as crates didn't stick out on the screen. As with all major installments in the series, Code: Veronica featured a plethora of memorable set pieces, characters and plot details that further unravelled the mystery of S.T.A.R.S and The Umbrella Corporation.
Guy 1: Anyone fancy playing Resident Evil?
Guy 2: Yeah, dust off the Dreamcast and we'll play Resident Evil Code: Veronica.
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The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.
Bartholomew: "Yo peep dis shiznit nigga. Ya know dat blowed-ass biznitch Gertrude from South Central? Well dat ho be sweatin' deez nutz mothafucka, I'm fin' to tap dat ass and smack dat shit sideways if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Mortimer: "Hell naw dogg you don't want none of dat sheeeit. Dat bitch been around ya know what I'm sayin', she got kids in different area codes."
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The "polite" way hot girls on dating sites turn down guys because they think it spares their feelings.
Translations:
"You're not my type" = "You're ugly"
"I don't feel a connection" = "You seem incredibly boring"
"We're not looking for the same thing" = "You're creeping me out"
When she told me she didn't feel a connection, I knew hot girl code well enough to get the message.
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If one of you mates it taking you home from a night out, activities. Whom ever is the last person to get dropped of must be the person in the front seat so he isn't taxied around. If a bro puts there stuff in the front seat one must not take it out and chuck it in the back.
"When a mate jumps in the front when he is first to exit the vehicle" This overules the shotgun Call. Bro code for front seat
When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break
“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”
Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.