Covid luck

Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19

"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"

covid hoard

Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.

Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!