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Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Snow Cream

When you fuck a girl, or guy, outside when there is snow and just before you cum you throw a snowball at her pussy, or his asshole, and jizz all over it. You and your partner can then eat it, continue making the nasty, or whatever floats your boat. You can also make a chocolate snow cream where you or your partner shits on the cum covered snowball.

"How did the date go?"
"Well we were bored and the opportunity arose so I snow creamed her."
"Wow that's awesome!"

"She wanted to make it a chocolate snow cream but that shit is gross so I took her ass home."

by Colossal Chris January 30, 2014

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Cookies n Cream

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.

I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.

by M0r1uus March 25, 2020


Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

Ah! Fu- FUDGE CAKES AND CREAM!

by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016


Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009


Tits on an ice cream

Tits on an ice cream cone

There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017


Ice cream seasons

When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.

I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020