sticky date pudding

Offering your friend your partners 'sticky date' after ejaculating into/onto their anus. Commonly known as 'sloppy seconds'.

Damn, that sticky date pudding was the shit

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online dating

ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH

max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating

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date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

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High School Dating

A phase of toxic relationships where girls end up getting pregnant, spreading their legs, and regretting it. Also the guys decide it's fun to get girls pregnant, tear up relationships, and families.

Amber: Omg I can't believe we're high school dating.

The perfect 4th date

Watching one or more Harry Potter movie and having anal sex.

“Hey man where should I take sally on our 4th date?”

“No worries man, I know the perfect 4th date”

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date

George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December