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The time period in between any two blowjobs; where one feels like they missing out on blowjobs.
Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, the sole member of the Fellatio Truth Movement has never experienced Dry Ball Syndrome.
John: Whats up?
Mike: Nothing much, just starting to think I have Dry Ball Syndrome, its been like 3 weeks since I've gotten head.
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When you go over to their place hoping for a hook up but nothing happens (sadly)
Guy 1: So did you get some last night?
Guy 2: No, it ended up being a dry hook up and I went home sad
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A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.
"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."
"Holy crap! For what?!"
"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."
"Wow. How will she make money now?"
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Swirling your cock in honey, break saltine cracker crumbs over your cock... then ram your dry baby bottom dick down a sluts cum hatch...
Egolf's Girlfriend Courtney loves the Alabama Dry Cock
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newly mixed batch of "skippy" without ice. "skippy" being an alcoholic beverage made from beer, vodka and lemonade.
Bruno Mars - "Smoother than a fresh dry skippy!"
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When a woman gives a man a blow job and just when he is about to cum she pulls back and waits for him to jizz on her face, he moans, groans and enjoys it but there is no jizz
Girl 1- I was blowing Jake last night and just when I thought he was about to jizz I pulled back but nothing happened?!
Girl 2- What?
Girl 1- He had The Dry Shower head, shame!
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When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.
Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.
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