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A principle which dictates that in any given group of people, the most attractive person will be regarded as extremely hot, irregardless of that person's actual attractiveness.
The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.
"Damn, Lucy is looking fine!"
"No way, man, look around -- Xander Effect."
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The phenomenon of seeing a friend or acquaintance by sheer chance extremely often and in extremely random places.
Also analogous to the gravitational "lensing effect," observed in astronomy.
Man: "OMG, I see Lindsey everywhere. She's in so many of my classes AND I run into her in the most random places in town. This can only be the result of a strange unseen force."
Woman: "That sounds like a case of lensing effect; when the force of gravity is so strong that it can bend light and causes stars (that should be hidden) to appear in multiple new places."
Man: "What did you say that was called... Lindsey Effect?"
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Any time a student at Mills College finds themself unexplainably attracted to Natalie Meier.
Female #1: Can't you feel that swag eminating from Natalie's body?
Female #2: Girl, that's just The Meier Effect.
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person 1: dude did you hear that band yesterday?
person 2: yeah, they sucked, they were totally not a seasonal effect
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I called it bananas for comedic effect. So stfu Jesus issa word.
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the semi-scientific term snowball effect is used to discribe any object that gradually gains volume, such as when a snowball rolls down a hill. it is a term commonly used to describe people who have large weight gains.
the snowball effect can discribe young people who gain weight, mostly due to the natural cycle of growth. for example, while in middle school and just starting puberty, a preteen may be skinny and lanky. but as the reach their teen years, their body mass will gradually increase.
the snowball effect can also (although more harshly) apply to an adult who bulks up due to excessive eating or disease.
my girlfriend really succumbed to the snowball effect. when we were young kids in middle school and were just friends, she was really skinny and weighted under 90 lbs. while we were together in our high school years, she had a little meat on the bones, and was gradually getting bigger. by the time she was a sophomore in college, the snowball effect had caused her to weigh 145.
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mushroom: the shape of the tip of the penis when erect, if circumcised.
effect: the feeling that takes over when you see it, makes you want to suck on it (only if you enjoy oral sex)
-its when you see it that you want to suck on it.
Everytime a girl sees my hard dick they jump right on it and give me head. It's like.. a mushroom effect.
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