A mostly useless man that requires help from other men for even the most trivial task, like changing a tire on a car.
Brian is such a desk faggot, he has to go to a shop just to get the oil checked on his car.
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An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.
Dudeβs girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.
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A person, whom is usually fat or overweight that always wears a sweatshirt to try to hide their fat, but ends up failing and tricking no one. Even if it's hot they will still wear a sweatshirt.
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot
See Thomas over there... he's not even convincing any body that he's not fat. What a sweatshirt faggot
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Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.
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Someone that has gotten some pussy, and is barely leaning over the fence, but can't decide if they like it so they lean backwards over the fence onto a dick, and are in the teetering position on top of the fence about being gay or straight.
Tom Cruise is a fence faggot!
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A term describing a flamboyant bard/ren fair lute player
Daddy, daddy! I wanna see the fiddle-faggot perform!
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