soul food

A food that is favored by the black culture, consisting of Fried Chicken, Kool-Aid and Hydrogen Peroxide.

Guy1: Man Imma get me some SOUL FOOD!
Guy2: Yeah man, I'd kill for some Hydrogen Peroxide right about now...

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fast food

An emu.

Crikey! My dingo's brought home some fast food in its mouth! Struth!

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emergency food

Emergency food is a substitute meal when you don't have the time, energy or actual materials from which to make a real meal. It will usually consist of canned goods but can be anything that will last and is easy to take from shelf to plate. Will sometimes be reduced to unusually large snacks such as Pringles.

"Can I have some?"
"No, that's my dinner."
"Pringles is not dinner."
"It's emergency food."

"I don't feel like cooking today. I'm going to bring out some emergency food."

"The fridge is empty! Tell me you have some emergency food!"

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food Racist

a rude term for someone who is a picky eater; someone who will only eat certain types of food

While Rachel's father tried to find a nice way to say "picky eater", Rachel and I were cracking jokes about how Food Racist we are

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American Food

Food that is not made of cats or dogs. Food that does not go through your system in 15 minutes.

wordChinese food/word? Cats. wordMexican food/word? Dogs. Gimme a good old hamburger or hot dog over that other wordshit/word.

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Junk Food

Semen

She gave me great head and ended up swallowing my junk food.

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food bitch

the person sitting in the passenger seat who is immediately given the task of handing out the food at the drive-thru.

When I immediately handed Sally the McDonald's bag, she knew she had become the food bitch.

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