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a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.
Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."
When your partner in crime is on her period you fuck her raw and put your dick into her mouth and watch her gag and throw up On your dick like a bitch then make her eat it
OMG CHERIE HE DID THE BULLONESE BULL FROG TO ME IM GOING TO FREAK OUT
the school subject of biology (from the early practice of dissecting frogs as part of the biology curriculum)
Apparently, frog slicing does not use as much math as other sciences.
a frog with a rake. that’s it.
Person 1: Oh look a frog!
Person 2: Why does it have a rake?
Person 1: Oh it’s frog rake!
When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.
Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog
When you nut too many times in a row and all that comes out is some water with a few baby frogs swimming around.
After the first few days on quarantine I was just spittin frog water.
His name is dean christodolopolous and he is a fuckboy. He looks like a frog and thinks he can get all the girls. He planned to hook up with this try hard girl and thinks he is top shit now. Like come on, who does that???? He tries too hard with his cheek bones when he sends snaps to girls. He talks to every girl he can get to. He pretends to put effort into one girl but little does she know hes talking to anothet 5000 girls. He is such a dick. He is scared as well. He cant even meet up with a girl cause hes a pussy. Now thats a bit far. He sends ab pictures and expects girls to send something good back. He is the most desperate frog ever and he pisses people off. No one can explain how much of a fag he is. He lies and thinks he can get away with it. If you get on his bad side... YOU ARE GONE FOREVER!!! Now, be careful because hes dangerous! GRRR
Person 1; See that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh yea. i do!
Person 1: He is such a stupid frog. He is a fuckboy
Person 2: Yea i can see that. What an ass. i heard some stories about him. Hes so stupid