I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I pray to God that he make me a better man, uh
Maybe one day I'ma stand for somethin'
I'm thankin' God that he made you part of the plan
I guess I ain't go through all that Hell for nothin'
I'm always fuckin' up and wreckin' shit, it seems like I perfected it
I offer you my love, I hope you take it like some medicine
You tell me, ain't nobody better than me, I think that there's better than me
Hope you see the better in me, always end up betterin' me
I don't wanna ruin this one
This type of love don't always come & go
A state of extreme sickness brought upon by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an inability to continue any function except releasing the contents of one's stomach.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going hutch tonight. MARGARITAS!
way of summoning a mystical ice bird in dungeons and dragons
go tundra get food to feed the group and kill the evil monster
Taking a shit of some description, the size and nature of the load depending on the context and delivery of the phrase.
I don't care that we're in the Vatican... I'm Going to Tijuana!
Do something supernatural, psychic or unusual to make something interesting happen.
Also to describe something done that's amazing.
"Dude... That was alien man!"
Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.
John: Dude, "the bus is pulling off"
Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"
2
Kelly: "I'm bored "
"Don: "Let's do something alien"
3.
James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."
"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"
When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.
Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."
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Best video ever and best remix ever. My Lips, My Stareeeeeee
Me: Yo did you watch Go Demarcus
Them: No I'll watch it right now.