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something that is of no significance
Their cake was okay but was nothing to write home about.
54👍 23👎
a kid that must wank as soon as he gets home. Sexual gratification is utterly important to him...but no-one else will give it to him.
Man, I bet that fat kid gerard is a go home and wank kid.
Mum: 'Hi honey, how was school?'
David: 'Wait, just a minute mum, just a minute! I have to go to the toilet'
*Runs to the bathroom and after a few minutes returns looking rather flushed*
19👍 6👎
Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?
Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...
19👍 6👎
A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
30👍 13👎
Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
Baby shit in a funeral home is bad
This originated as a snowboarding term, meaning your performance should be awesome or you should have a really enjoyable time because of your location, otherwise there's no point in being there, and is now used amongst chilled people. It means to live ones' life to the fullest everyday or, originally, to rip the gnar skiing or snowboarding as best you can! To make a difference, have fun and be happy. Life is for living!
Tim (before taking off skiing down the mountain): See you at the bottom man, enjoy the ride!
Jake (taking off): Go huge or go home dude!
Carol: I'm stressed about exams and work and...
Eva: It's fine, just chill out. Go huge or go home!