thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

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How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?

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Catch me outside how bout dat

A phrase usually meaning that business will be handled later. Most likely in a fight.

Person 1: Ima steal your bae
Person 2: Catch me outside how bout dat

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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

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How i met your mother

the biggest cock tease show of all time

Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!

Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life

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how do we make it go away

What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.

"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"

"How do we make it go away?"

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

wanted to make Watermelon Sugar blue
heh

Me: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person2: Watermelon Sugar??

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