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A spoon that likes stirring a pan
I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon
The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."
When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.
Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.
We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.
Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!
Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.
That's Hokey Spoons!
Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.
When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.
Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight
Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.
Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.