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When a man masturbates, and another person grabs the arm which is not partaking in the masturbation process and rubs it.
Joe gave Xav an Irish Rudder. He was trying to give a Dutch Rudder but that's typical of Joe.
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When a pale-skinned girl or guy who appears of average size turns out to have a memory-foam texture. Hug at your own risk. Provides warmth while never really appearing sweaty.
"Wasn't Becky Sue cold when she swam in that water?"- Guy 1
"Nah dude, she's got that Irish Blubber."- Guy 2
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The inability to remember anything except family disputes from over 20 years ago.
Uncle Sean has Irish amnesia.
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A sexual position similar to a Dallas filet (aka anal reverse cowgirl), except that the woman sticks her arms out behind her and the man grasps her hands in his, with their fingers interlaced; this allows him to support and guide her movements, and signals intimacy. A recommended starter position for anal novices. Can also be performed by two men, by two women with a strap-on, or by a man and woman in reversed roles with the aid of a strap-on.
"OMG, I just walked in on Colleen doing the Irish backstop with Seamus!"
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The disposable paper that covers toilet seats.
I was so wasted last night that I woke up with an Irish pillowcase on my forehead this morning.
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In soccer or any other sport with a goal net, when a shot flies harmlessly over the goal. In Gaelic football, such a shot would be worth a point.
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Bruising of the forward facing part of the chin, creating a large circular or oval black spot resembling a soulpatch. Usually from fights or random punching of the chin area.
I decided to sneak around my friend denis and give him an enormous nipple twister, simply because he had it coming to him, little did I know he would punch back resulting in me having an Irish soulpatch for the weekend.
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