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Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”
“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast”
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”
To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom
I don’t want to out Tommy Lee Jones here, but I heard that John is having an affair
One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.
Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!
Cuddy-Jones: To say that something is cool or is an eye catcher.
Also when one is impressed.
Hey my nigga did you see that dude do a double back flip while kicking 2 dudes in the face that shit was Cuddy-Jones.
That niggas lyrics are hella Cuddy-Jones, this is the new cut.
That niggas is hellza Poppin Cuddy-Jones.
Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
that book series from your local library. she's so fucking annoying- she called the cops because she had to PISS- her quote on quote "emergency" also Caillou's sister.
Junie B Jones is an odd child